ChaoticMUX Quotes: Page 2

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila taunts you all wither her ethernet

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron grins.

[Public] Draq whines.

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "wither=with, really"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe tells kar just where she can put it ;)

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron says, "OOOooh, I have ethernet at school. :P~"

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "up your nose, stile? ok."

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe SNRRRK

[Public] DIE MAPLE LEAF! Katchoo :laughs

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron beams! :)

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe now has a mind-link to the net

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "lord save us"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron lol.

[Public] Draq . o O ( nose.net calling brain.net. Come in, brain.net. Nose.net calling brain.net ... )

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "and a cord dangling from my nose, but hey ;)"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron rotfl at Kar.

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe proceeds to take the world over

[Public] DIE MAPLE LEAF! Katchoo says, "did i mention mmy computer refuses to accept any keyboard butthe broken one? it ignores that the rest exist"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "heh"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron sneeeezes on Stile. Stile gets a virus. :)

[Public] Mad Shell Scientist Kareila says, "ara! acro!"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "what kinda comp? 386?"

[Public] Draq says, "NO! .stile domains would be a BAD THING(tm)."

[Public] Draq grins.

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "I paged her, *atchoo* kar"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron grins at Draq.

[Public] Draq says, "Almost as bad as .billgates. ;P"

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "heh"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron does a little dance.

[Public] Professional computato, sTiLe says, "hmm, www.com.stile? ;)"

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron stuffs french fries up Stile's nose. :)

[Public] DIE MAPLE LEAF! Katchoo ?

[Public] Pbbt... LossThoron beams.

[Public] little dragon arabella taunts the happy funmux

[Public] little dragon arabella says, "neener neener neener! your mommy was a mud and your daddy was a software dork!"

Alierak says "hey Kar, I noticed that Webster depends on @npemit, I can change it to use @pemit and a hardcoded escape function like mudnet does. Do you care?"

Kareila says "uh"

Kareila drools unintelligently

A sign pops up out of Kareila's head. "Insert Coke for Intelligent Reponse."

Bobby poors coke in the ethernet jack.. does that do?

Alierak says "ack"

arabella laughs

Kareila FIZZZZZZZZ *POP*

Doma grins...

Alierak unidles for a sex

Kareila !!!!

Alierak says "um TYPO"

Bobby lol

Alierak says "sec"

Draci says "MUX needs a control(<obj1>,<obj2>) function that returns 1 if obj1 can control obj2 (like if obj1 is a wiz), and 0 if not..."

Atreyu says "It does... doesn't it?"

Atreyu nods.

Atreyu says "controls()"

Kareila grins

Draci says "hey, let's start a petition for controls()! ;)"

Atreyu says "Exactly what you just said. :)"

Kareila types ---> help controls()

Draci says "gaaaaaah!"

Draci LOLOL

Kareila LOL

Atreyu thought you understood him! LOL

Draci had no idea that existed.

Atreyu thinks Kar should put THAT one up on the web page. :)

Kareila rotfl

sTiLe says "it was one of those right hand doing one thing while the left hand looks away things"

sTiLe kinda liked it himself, although it didn't make sense coming out ;)

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar tried to be firm, but understanding - a figure of authority with a warm heart. It's my new image. I'll be passing out barf bags.

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila takes two

[Admin] Alierak says, "may I have a barf bag, please, Mr. Aldar?"

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "of course. I understand and respect your feelings, alierak"

[Admin] The Eternaly Broke One, Cyric just uses his computer case..

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar gives alierak a barf bag

[Admin] Alierak says, "thank you, sir, may I have another?"

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar hands alierak several bags. "Please don't abuse them - they are meant for vomitous projectiles only."

[Admin] Alierak says, "that's wonderful, thanks, now I'll have a supply to lend to others in need, Mr. Aldar."

[Admin] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "Any time. Remember, we share here, but do not examine the molecular construct of said bags and copy it. That would be unethical. We must stay within firmly defined sets of rules and at the same time maintain a positive, healthy atmosphere."

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila imagines the hordes of ChaoticMUXers flocking to Alierak with green faces at the sight of a kinder, gentler Aldar

[Public] On Mon Jun 15 23:04:35 1998, Wolfgang is screwed...

[Public] Nissa wonders why.

[Public] It seems that Alierak wrote a silly colorizer just for the heck of it :,c)

[Public] The Chaotic Kareila says, "ew"

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "but it doesn't like smileys without backslashes :("

[Public] The Caffeinated Kareila says, "heh"

[Public] It seems that Alierak meant this: [u(colorize,wrote a silly colorizer just for the heck of it :\),c)]

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "ack"

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "this is more trouble than it's worth, obviously"

[Public] Knight of the Periodic table DracWolf says, "that's wonderful"

[Public] The Convivial Kareila says, "@fo rak=give up"

[Public] It seems that Alierak meant this: wrote a silly colorizer just for the heck of it #-1 FUNCTION (ANSI) EXPECTS 2 ARGUMENTS)#-1 FUNCTION (ANSI) EXPECTS 2 ARGUMENTS)#-1 FUNCTION (ANSI) EXPECTS 2 ARGUMENTS)

[Public] The Celestial Kareila LAFFS

[Public] It seems that Alierak says, "wahahahah"

[Public] It seems that Alierak rotfl

[Public] Draci grabs Aldar's staff in the process.

[Public] Elemental Wizard Aldar yawns at draci, figure out how to use it

[Public] Planeswalker Doma says, "Ooh! Draci! Give it here! :)"

[Public] Draci could think of ways. ;)

[Public] FLASH LITE grabs the staff from Draci

[Public] The Social Wiz LITE knows how to sue it..

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "sure ya do"

[Public] Turn On a Million Blinding Brilliant White Incendiary LITE pushes..the black gem..

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "what black gem?"

[Public] Trouble Maker LITE says, "This one...here..look here!"

[Public] THE Megalomaniac Aldar says, "what? there's no black gem there!"

[Public] ChaoticMUX's Official Typo LITE whaps Aldar with the staff as he bends to look over at it

[Public] Elemental Wizard Aldar says, "aaaagh1"

[Public] Planeswalker Doma LAUGHS!

[Public] Elemental Wizard Aldar says, "you broke my 1 key1"

[Public] Draci grins...

[Public] My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE says, "Too easy.."

[Public] Planeswalker Doma just keeps laughing...

[Public] Draci hmmmmms.

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "i can't exclaim111"

[Public] An inspiration for birth control, hellspawn sighs... Someone already broke my 'any' key... It's missing.

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "damn1 no what do I do?1?"

[Public] You Don't Know JACK! LITE says, "Use your ? key..but straighten the curve"

[Public] Draci grins.

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "ok...hang on"

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "is that better!"

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "damn1"

[Public] My name is Blue Canary, One Note Spelled LITE says, "Er..now you have no ? key, eh?"

[Public] The Robed One Aldar says, "i'll kill you1"

[Public] The Magickal Mystical LITE quietly stretches Aldar's period into a question mark

[Public] Master of Artifacts Aldar says, "oh, sure??? thanks?"

[Public] THE Megalomaniac Aldar says, "ack1"

[Public] Draci snickersnickersnickers.

[Public] Beware the Dungeon Master Aldar says, "stop remapping my keyboard1"

Tesla moves 7 places and lands on GO TO DUNGEON

Aldar walks in. Tesla says, "Hi Aldar! I don't get it, how do I use +help?" Aldar throws Tesla in the dungeon.

Tesla ARGH

Kareila waves to Tesla from outside the bars

Tesla once again, types--> god

Tesla pays $50 to get out of the dungeon.

Tesla muahahah! The jail bars shall smell my wraith!

Doma says "Your.... wraith?"

dove says "rofl"

Tesla says "wrath"

Kareila lol

Doma says "Oh, that. Ok then."

Tesla says "heh"

Tesla says "hey.. it works both ways :)"

Doma says "You have a stinky wraith?"

Tesla says "I dunno"

Tesla :)

Tesla says "doma.. how much u want for Amherst"

Tesla says "I'll giva ya 300 and a smelly wraith. :)"

Kareila LOL

LITE used to..I don't drink as much caffeine as I used to now

Alierak . o O ( used to now? )

LITE ers

LITE says "used to before"

LITE says "Typical lite mistake. I type with one hand and think with the other."

LITE says "er.."

Alierak says "wow"

LITE rights. I'm shutting up now.

Kareila giggles

LITE whaps himself

LITE is having a bery vad day

LITE ACKS!

Kareila LAFFS

LITE quietly shoots himself now

[Public] Draci waves.

[Public] Draci says, "aiee, land of the idle!"

[Public] Draci worries. What has the world COME to?

[Public] Dracon says, "Idleness is good. Feel the idleness. Let it envelop you. Become one with the idleness. ;-)"

[Public] Your Idleness Dracon says, "Bow before me. Worship the idleness. Meditate. Oooom."

[Public] Draci says, "no."

[Public] Your Idleness Dracon says, "But you must."

[Public] Planeswalker Doma @SMACKS Dracon for unnecessary silliness.

[Public] Your Idleness Dracon grins.

[Public] Draci unnecessary?

[Public] Draci says, "er, hmm."

[Public] Dracon says, "Hey, it's entertainment. :)"

[Public] Strangling his peice of sh..shrapnel computer... Cyric decides to do some research on the Y2K bug..

[Public] ^_^ Luke says, "You're ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!"

[Public] ^_^ Luke concludes his research on the Y2K bug...

The category is Impossible Acrophobia. Players have 60 seconds in which to compose a phrase using the following acro: ELJHQRXZPSWERVBAAAUIOPINGRRR

Trillian screams

NuclearWinter says "hehehehe"

Alierak lolrotfl

sTiLe says "spoofer"

Poseidon AHHHHHHHHHH

Kareila says "thank you, thank you, to all my adoring fans, thank you"

Kareila says "you should do that stile! make it an untimed bonus round"

sTiLe says "untimed?"

Kareila says "well, more than a minute anyway, maybe 5 minutes"

sTiLe says "you code it :)"

Poseidon LOL

NuclearWinter grins

Trillian says "I have an Acro for the spoof."

Kareila says "trillian, let's hear it :)"

Trillian says "Its a few sentences, actually."

Kareila says "tell us!"

NuclearWinter nods

Kareila just banged on the keyboard, I didn't expect anyone to do it :)

Trillian says "Eleven large jumpy hippos quietly run xylophones. Zero people sow wives en regale. voobaha! Bears and angry artichokes underneath ill octopi price insectiside. Never grow relentless running Rudolphs."

Poseidon LOL

Kareila cheers!

Poseidon hands Trillian a cake

NuclearWinter grins

Kareila crowns Trillian Queen of Impossible Acros :)

Trillian grynz

zLaNa brbs to go peepee now that her sis is outta the pottyroom (dontcha just love the maturity)

zLaNa's back

Circa grynz... how goes?

zLaNa went very well, she thinks. 16 years of experiance, thank you kindly.

Circa laffs!

Circa says, "um.... okie, I didn't QUITE mean that..."

[Admin] Bobby waves his cane, "Back in the good ol' days, we thought [Public] was colorful. Black and white was what we called color. Before that, everything was color'd like DIRT, everything was brown. Then we got black and white, and it was like love that never would end. It just kept going and going. You could see deeper. When you watched movies you didn't get confused whether someone was a person or a road. This is why movies without color were better, black and white, the colors of the gods. That is why [Public] is better than those ugly colory thingies.

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will my nose expand to the size of a small planet and destroy the world?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "OUTLOOK GOOD"

arabella lol at aldy

LITE falls down laffing

LITE asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Will Aldar's nose REEEEALLY expand to the size of a small planet and destroy the world?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "OUTLOOK GOOD"

Aldar LOL

LITE laffs!!!

LITE says "WTG Aldar!"

Aldar is the apocalypse bomb waiting to happen, apparently!

Aldar says "hey! I can feel it! my nose!"

Aldar *SNORT* nope, just a loogie

[Admin] When she has the time, Kareila is training zLaNa in the mystic art of "how to date a computer geek without going stark raving bonkers"

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

Aldar says "why not??"

Aldar kicks the 8 ball

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN"

Aldar grr

Kareila says "it knows what's good for it"

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

Kareila snickers

Aldar gah

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

Aldar NNNN

Aldar throws the 8 ball against the wall

Aldar tries again

Kareila laffs hhysterically

Aldar asks the Magic (8) Ball, "Does kar secretly enjoy going to the bathroom and drink an unusual amount of coke as a result?" Then he turns the ball over to reveal the answer: "IT IS CERTAIN"

Aldar says "aha!"

Aldar says "it relents!"

Kareila says "you broke it dumbass"

Aldar says "d'oh"

Aldar acks and thought he saw a spider crawling across his arm

Aldar says "eyes are playing ticks"

Aldar er tricks

Alierak lol

sTiLe says "just how much IS a buttload :)"

sTiLe says "apparently a "butt" is a type of measurement"

Kareila says "it is"

Alierak says "how many butts could a buttload hold if a buttload could hold butts? :)"

Kareila LOL

sTiLe says "eew"

LITE says "No hit pixie!"

Doma no hit pixie. Doma KICK pixie.

LITE says "no KICK Pixie. No thwaps, hit, whap, whump or bippitybippitybump pixie."

Doma gasps. "No bippitybippitybump, even?"

LITE says "No"

Draci baps pixie, just because. ;)

LITE says "makes my face sore."

LITE runs out of the room crying

Draci says "Pixie no say no bap! ;)"

Draci screams "WHEEEEE!" and chugs a liter of Jolt!, belching loudly.

Draci hrms.

Doma smiles.

Draci says "for the record, I've never seen a bottle of Jolt! (afaik), and certainly never drank any."

Draci doesn't count +whees. :)

Doma says "It's a beveraged caffeine. Like a caffeinated beverage, only more so. ;)"

ChaoticMUX: The Coderwench Kareila says, "sTiLe occurs in short, incomprehensible bursts. Much like radio static."

(Chaotic Public) Only The Lonely Vadal says, "When is Doctor Who gonna go back to curing all the sick Whos down in Whoville?"

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